No doubt what you really want is to send me a check, or perhaps commission me to write the libretto for an opera based on St. Burl’s Obituary, or on the life of Thorstein Veblen. In that case what you really want is to get hold of my agent:
Zachary Shuster Harmsworth Literary Agency
19 West 21st Street
New York, NY 10010
Or if you just want to drop me a line, that would be great too.